sweet jesus mary and joseph
it's hot "i-want-to-sit-in-a-blow-up-pool-in-my-underwear"-hot.
If someone buy's me a subscription to Jacques magazine I SWEAR TO GOD i will do whatever is in my power to pleasure you.
I got a new battery for my smoke alarm but can't figure out how to get the damn thing open. It doesn't help that even when I'm standing on a chair I still need to get on my tip-toes to touch it (alliteration). Someone save me. I am slowly being driven insane by its incessant beeping day and night. like the water torture but instead a consistent beeping. I cannot afford to be more insane. Please. I beg.
Thats all.
Oh wait - one more thing, everybody needs to listen to more bob dylan. end.Listening to: Worried Shoes - Daniel Johnston
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